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I rue the day I first heard about implantation cramping. This is an expression created by some fertile myrtle used to describe the moment at which the fertilized egg embeds itself in the uterine lining. The sperm, after an exhausting tryst through the fallopian tubes finally catches the hotty and lands her in the sac.
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World’s Worst Quickie

Most couples have really cute stories of how they met, the first date, the first kiss, and of course the conception of their first child. So often it entails an entertaining or romantic evening – maybe some live music or dinner out at an indulgent restaurant. Maybe there are flowers, a toast to how lucky [...]

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Until a few years ago I thought A.I. meant Artificial Intelligence. Then again, a lot was different when A.I. meant artificial intelligence. I had cheekbones, for example, and my husband and I used to practice birth control in an effort to avoid a U.P. . “U.P.” that’s short for unplanned pregnancy – the thing that [...]

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