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“We really weren’t expecting it to happen so soon!”
“It was totally unplanned, but we are thrilled.”
“It’s a little earlier than we expected, but we always knew we wanted them – so it’s super.”
“We never knew we’d be so happy about it at this time in our lives! It’s like a gift!”
My, my girlfriends. Things sure [...]

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I rue the day I first heard about implantation cramping. This is an expression created by some fertile myrtle used to describe the moment at which the fertilized egg embeds itself in the uterine lining. The sperm, after an exhausting tryst through the fallopian tubes finally catches the hotty and lands her in the sac.
Occasionally [...]

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Until a few years ago I thought A.I. meant Artificial Intelligence. Then again, a lot was different when A.I. meant artificial intelligence. I had cheekbones, for example, and my husband and I used to practice birth control in an effort to avoid a U.P. . “U.P.” that’s short for unplanned pregnancy – the thing that [...]

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