“We really weren’t expecting it to happen so soon!”
“It was totally unplanned, but we are thrilled.”
“It’s a little earlier than we expected, but we always knew we wanted them – so it’s super.”
“We never knew we’d be so happy about it at this time in our lives! It’s like a gift!”
My, my girlfriends. Things sure have changed since we were 20. In any case, I suppose when I am finally preggers it will go more like this:
“It’s about freaking time!”
“There is not a single thing that was remotely unplanned.”
“We were really, really trying.”
“We’re doing a home birth because we spent all of our money trying to get knocked up in the first place.”